Sitting. type. rethink. add. Stare. share.



Dean's Rendition (button story)

KATIE: Hey Dean, you look fantastic as usual.

DEAN: Oh this old thing? (looking down at himself) These are just RAGS! But I love your sweater!

KATIE: Thanks I love it too, I have all these buttons, it's nuts! Look, I even have buttons on the INSIDE!

DEAN: Wow, that must be hundreds of buttons. I've never seen so many on one sweater, they look like freckles.

KATIE: Freckles or acne?

DEAN: Freckles! You know what, I actually lost a button just like that...

KATIE: What they hell are you insinuating?

DEAN: Well, umm..I mean, since you have so many...maybe I could umm, I don't know, borrow one long term...?

KATIE: (sigh) Ok, but don't think I won't come looking for you if I lose one! (smiles, vivisects a button and gives it to Dean).

DEAN: Thanks Katie, you're the best ever!!